Politics I Guess

// Has anyone seen that new Bdubz commercial? In case you haven’t it goes like this: a bunch of people are enjoying themselves at Buffalo Wild Wings, with the assumption that they are there to support their sports team of choice, while enjoying some drinks. One version of it has them watching their fictional NFL team and there is a booth challenge. The ref looks into the booth and appears on the big screen at bdubz asking the crowd what he should call. One drunk guy gets up and says we don’t want to leave yet! Keep it going! Yeah!!! Everyone agrees. The second version is a fictional MLB manager getting on the phone to the bullpen, but instead it goes to bdubz where the drunken crowd yells to put in (insert tigers bullpen) into the game, because that will keep the game going! YEAH!!! What kind of fans are these people? They would rather see their team lose then get wasted. And hey guys… you don’t have to leave once your team wins, I mean if anything that’s more of a reason to celebrate. Fellow blogger, Mike, a.k.a. Old Hone, and I basically have the same philosophy about things like this. If a company makes such a retarded commercial like the one listed above then we purposely go out of our way to never buy their product. I still haven’t bought Miller Lite since those horrible ads back in ’05, even though I guess you could say they have rebounded with the more recent Man Law ads, it’s still too early for me. To wrap this up, don’t go to Buffalo Wild Wings if you have a choice, this commercial needs to be repudiated.

// Speaking of retards, hey Hollywood, what’s going on? Have you heard about this election thing that’s going on? I think some of you had. Jessica Alba apparently has.

Dear Jessica Alba and Hayden whateverthefuckyourlastnameis,
If I didn’t care about this election, I would honestly purposely not vote just to spite both of you. In the same sense that retarded ads piss me off, believe it or not, retarded psa’s get me going to. Hayden, you’re not worth a wikipedia search to see what it is that you do, but please shut the fuck up, just do a Playboy spread or something, if you’re old enough. Jessica Alba… ah, Jessica… please just stick to what you’re good at: looking good and being in horrible comedies.
sincerely, my penis.

// Staying on the politics train, next stop: Sarah Palin. Alright let’s not actually talk about her, but instead watch the best Palin parody that I’ve seen yet.

// I watched most of the presidential debate tonight, at least until a new episode of South Park aired at 10. Nothing really to comment on here, same thing we’ve been hearing for awhile from both candidates. If anyone watched it, then you would notice that there were way too many references to “Joe the Plumber.” Who the hell is this guy? Maybe it’s because I was apparently that deeply affected by Zeke the Plumber that I could only think of him when they brought his name up like 50 times, (Salute Your Shorts reference, kids). Joe/Zeek does not represent middle of America, if you ask me there’s a better plumber out there that I would much rather be the cornerstone of middle of America. He can unclog your pipes, take some mushrooms, and still save a princess. Mario the plumber represents middle of America way better then Joe. Joe is basically Mario’s third cousin removed, he wouldn’t know what to do with a koopa troopa if it rubbed up his leg. Jump on it Joe, jump on it.