Actor, Raconteur, Sometime Pugilist

According to Alan Moore, the first Gallup Tracking Poll of the 2012 presidential race was released showing Mitt Romney topping President Obama by 2 points.  Well, Alan Moore didn’t report anything of the sort, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true.

Effing Wild

I mean that is 100% the sound of him eating pellets right?

Aggie Fail

Ridiculous.

Early college football lines:
Michigan +14 vs. Alabama
Michigan State -6.5 vs. Boise State

Robert Petrino

Oh Torii

Somehow this happened on a ground ball down the RF line.

USC Trojans: Your #1 Team Heading Into 2012

USC is probably going to be the #1 ranked team at the start of the 2012 college football season.

Senior quarterback? Check.

Playmakers at receiver? Check.

Lane Kiffin? Check.

Lane Kiffin's wife? Check.

Detroit Tigers: 3-0

2012 NCAA Basketball Champioship

NCAA Final Four

Basketball in Canada

I guess this is what happens when the Toronto Raptors mascot straps on some rollerblades. What makes this beautiful is the deflating tail at the end.

No Pun Intended But Actually Intended

[spits out drink]... Wow

Rich Rod's Recruiting Tactics

[deep breath] So this is how Rich Rod is going to get the 5-stars on the west coast?

Horsing Around

Ain't Gambling A Bitch

8-Team parlay FTW??? Not on this Lehigh cheerleader’s watch!

What A Maneuver !!!

Dog was probably hungover after a 4am night at Burton's. Have to respect the move.

The Best/Worst State Flag

As much as I love Pure Michigan, what’s the story with the state flag? We have a menacing deer family trying to double team an eagle and some naked dude sunbathing with a gun just stands there and lets it happen?

The Worst State in the Union

Ron Swanson

How Ron Swanson would react if he visited The Mainstream?

Linsanity --> Please Kill Me

Four starts.

25 points. 28 points. 23 points. 38 points.

While this is very impressive, despite coming against some of the worst teams in the NBA, the ESPN hype machine has already made him intolerable. Instead of appreciating his unorthodox style of play, Sportscenter has decided it's more important to come up with cool nicknames for him.

Racist? Nah.....

This jersey > All the jerseys.

"Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight."

Stay classy Jason Whitlock.

I can only imagine the suits at Fox Sports reacted this way after seeing Whitlock's tweet.

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