/ / M A I N S T R E A M: January 2013

Thursday, January 24, 2013

See You All Next Fall

We had a good run this year. See everyone next fall when college football returns and we decide to make money.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

My friend Hugh on a typical Sunday morning

3am after the bar on Saturday night

5am

7am

9am

Just seeking a REM cycle and not finding it

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The Ron Swanson Sandwich At Chicago Bagel Authority Is So America I Can’t Stand It

This is the greatest sandwich that’s ever been invented.

Monday, January 14, 2013

First Person Video Of The Wheelchair Bro Storming The Court

New footage of Wheelchair Bro storming the court at NC State. Well now we have a first person account of it. This guy’s street cred just keeps going up in my book. I mean he knew this was a suicide mission. He did it anyway. If NC State had any class they’d draw a chalk outline of his wheelchair on the floor for the next home game. You can’t teach this type of dedication. You got to be born with it.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Wheelchair Kid Swallowed By Crowd

Probably the worst and best idea in the history of handicapped people.

PS - Michigan is now #1.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Tinder Is The Latest And Greatest App

In a nutshell, it's like "Hot or Not" with GPS tracking. If you join, it automatically pulls in your facebook profile picture. It then shows you pictures of girls within a 50 mile radius grouped by similar likes and friends. You simply click yes or no on whether you want to meet them or not. If you both say yes, you are connected and can message each other. It's so simple and so brilliant. It's 100% the next huge thing.

PS - I'm so mad I didn't invent this. It's such a no-brainer, any guy could have invented this. It's like having infrared on the smokeshows in your neighborhood.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Scrabble Time

Before the game, ESPN did a story on Barrett Jones and how he plays in Scrabble tournaments. Here’s a screenshot from the video clip.

This “M” is triple points right? Well played all the way around.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Ray

Final game in Baltimore.

If my friend Hone became an NFL referee, he would enter the field with the same pregame dance. Or as Hone calls it, "Ten solid seconds of carefully choreographed ecstasy."