// Speaking of retards, hey Hollywood, what’s going on? Have you heard about this election thing that’s going on? I think some of you had. Jessica Alba apparently has.
Dear Jessica Alba and Hayden whateverthefuckyourlastnameis,
If I didn’t care about this election, I would honestly purposely not vote just to spite both of you. In the same sense that retarded ads piss me off, believe it or not, retarded psa’s get me going to. Hayden, you’re not worth a wikipedia search to see what it is that you do, but please shut the fuck up, just do a Playboy spread or something, if you’re old enough. Jessica Alba… ah, Jessica… please just stick to what you’re good at: looking good and being in horrible comedies.
sincerely, my penis.
// Staying on the politics train, next stop: Sarah Palin. Alright let’s not actually talk about her, but instead watch the best Palin parody that I’ve seen yet.
// I watched most of the presidential debate tonight, at least until a new episode of South Park aired at 10. Nothing really to comment on here, same thing we’ve been hearing for awhile from both candidates. If anyone watched it, then you would notice that there were way too many references to “Joe the Plumber.” Who the hell is this guy? Maybe it’s because I was apparently that deeply affected by Zeke the Plumber that I could only think of him when they brought his name up like 50 times, (Salute Your Shorts reference, kids). Joe/Zeek does not represent middle of America, if you ask me there’s a better plumber out there that I would much rather be the cornerstone of middle of America. He can unclog your pipes, take some mushrooms, and still save a princess. Mario the plumber represents middle of America way better then Joe. Joe is basically Mario’s third cousin removed, he wouldn’t know what to do with a koopa troopa if it rubbed up his leg. Jump on it Joe, jump on it.
jessica looks good in that video but then again so does little palin. I dont know who to decide
ReplyDeleteI think Joe the Plumber started off as a story about an actual guy that McCain knew and then he rapidly assumed the role of all of America.
ReplyDeletethanks for the info anonymous
ReplyDeleteHayden is an actress that stars in the NBC hit: Heroes. In said show she has similar abilities to that of Wolverine from X-men (minus the metallic endoskeleton & claws) She is also known for her affinity towards dolphins. In one brave act she attempted to stop the slaughter of dolphins off the coast of Japan. Between the boats, blood, harpoons, and hundreds of dead dolphins she didn't have quite the effect intended but managed to create quite the publicity stunt for herself.
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